New highlight of my life: choked on a nacho in the middle of a crowded restaurant an ended up vomiting all over myself and my backpack. Everybody saw.
I am 21 and I should not be stressing out over my god damn retirement plan!!!!!!!!!!
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me